共20个镜头，该分镜由光厂AI自动生成
| 镜号 | 景别 | 参考图 | 画面内容 | 台词/旁白 | 时长(秒) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 全景 |  | 客厅中，一名穿着牛仔装的男子原本在活动身体，随后坐到浅绿色沙发上，低头摆弄手中的小物件 | Tonight you're gonna be making... | 3.73 |
| 2 | 特写 |  | 黑色书架特写，摆放着一台中世纪风格的红色收音机，背景有透光的窗帘和绿植 | Breaking news! Super scandal shocks nation! Satire acquired immediately. | 3.23 |
| 3 | 多景别 |  快速剪辑 | 穿着牛仔外套的男子面露惊愕，画面从他的脸部迅速穿过瞳孔，进入红色的光影隧道中极速穿行 | 1.97 | |
| 4 | 近景 |  | 画面从警示灯与红色霓虹灯字牌拉开，戴眼镜、穿黑衣的男子拿着咖啡杯站在前方，边比划手势边说话 | Okay people, we have approximately one hour to make some satirical dynamite! Hair and make up, talk to me. | 6.07 |
| 5 | 全景 |  | 带有灯泡边框的化妆镜前，男子坐在椅子上，戴着金色长假发的化妆师正在他脸上比划，男子显得有些无奈 | Gonna need more than an hour! Have you seen his eyebrows? They've got their own postcodes. | 4.67 |
| 6 | 多景别 |  长镜头 | 戴黑帽和眼镜的男子手持咖啡杯继续说话，画面切至一间蓝光会议室，多名穿黑衣的人员在操作电脑，男子出现在后方观察并指挥 | Hey, I believe in you! Research team! Please tell me you got the facts! We've just located a 4k image of the offending... My god... talk about tongue in cheek. Good job! Socials! How do we get this bad boy to the top of the algorithm? | 11.57 |
| 7 | 中景 |  | 一名穿着牛仔马甲、头戴耳麦的男子在聚光灯照射的深色场地中站立，一手拿手机一手拿活页夹，最后弯腰鞠躬 | Viral dance moves. Like I always say, if you want the clout, poke it out. So I'm thinking we go, three, two, one... | 9.50 |
| 8 | 近景 |  | 戴眼镜和毛线帽的男子在黑色背景前低头闭眼，随后抬起头说话 | Never do that again. | 0.97 |
| 9 | 近景 |  | 刚才跳舞的牛仔马甲男子戴着耳机，眉头微皱，表情尴尬 | Okay. Sure. Yeah. Do something else. | 2.23 |
| 10 | 多景别 |  长镜头 | 戴黑帽的男子在暗景中拿着咖啡杯提出要求，画面切至红光录音室，一名戴墨镜、鸭舌帽和粗项链的男子坐在设备前说唱 | Thank you! I am in desperate need of a nostalgic R&B banger, can anyone help a guy out? Aye man, I got you, let me play you something real quick... | 12.87 |
| 11 | 中景 |  | 红光和烟雾环绕的音乐工作室中，说唱歌手配合节奏在镜头前演唱 | 0.83 | |
| 12 | 中景 |  | 戴眼镜和黑帽的男子在昏暗背景下说话，随后拿起一个白色的纸杯 | Okay, remember we're happen when you make satire, not babies. | 1.03 |
| 13 | 多景别 |  | 男子在黑底背景前侧身转正，拿着纸杯继续发号施令，做出倒计时的手势 | Alright, say less. Send me that though... Team it sounds as gag writers wrap it up, we're going live in three, two, one. | 5.33 |
| 14 | 空镜 |  | 画面全黑 | What the hell just happened? Will somebody please get Manya from IT? | 3.60 |
| 15 | 中景 |  | 暗室中，红色霓虹灯牌下，一名男子站在工作台前，手握着一个闸刀开关 | I just turned it off and on again. | 2.03 |
| 16 | 多景别 |  | 戴黑帽的男子在聚光灯下举起双手，随后画面切回光影隧道，并从起初看手机的男子的瞳孔中拉出，他正紧紧盯着屏幕 | Brilliant work team, now for god's sake will somebody please press... | 6.80 |
| 17 | 大特写 |  | 俯视角度拍摄手机屏幕，屏幕上显示内容，上方有一根手指虚化 | 0.57 | |
| 18 | 多景别 |  | 男子盯着手机，大量立体的红心和笑脸表情从屏幕飞出，他闭上眼睛向后倒在沙发上，感受被表情包包围 | 3.20 | |
| 19 | 全景 |  | 男子坐在客厅沙发上端着红碗，身旁依然漂浮着红心和笑脸动画 | This just in, another public figure has done something completely inappropriate. | 2.90 |
| 20 | 中景 |  | 男子坐在沙发上吃着碗里的谷物，突然停下动作，睁大眼睛盯着镜头，露出诧异的表情 | We know. It's only been half an hour... | 6.27 |