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| 镜号 | 景别 | 参考图 | 画面内容 | 台词/旁白 | 时长(秒) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 其他 |  | 纯黑背景中央有一组白色的中括号，内部逐渐显现出[adult swim]文字，最终完整显示品牌标识。 | 2.97 | |
| 2 | 中景 |  | 俯拍视角下，一对老年夫妇躺在床上。秃顶老翁戴着呼吸面罩，双手放在胸前；老妇人穿着睡衣闭目。两人盖着粉色被子。 | 9.57 | |
| 3 | 全景 |  长镜头 | 佩戴呼吸面罩的秃顶老翁从床上坐起，揭开被子坐在床沿，摘下面罩放置在床头柜的小型设备上。老妇人在旁熟睡。 | 11.27 | |
| 4 | 特写 |  | 秃顶老翁的双脚离开悬垂的粉色织物，踩在蓝色的地毯上，随后向右转身走动离开床边。 | 2.80 | |
| 5 | 全景 |  | 秃顶老翁仅穿着红色格纹短裤，在光线昏暗、侧有暖黄强光的卧室里向左侧走动，背景有电视和桌椅。 | 2.73 | |
| 6 | 近景 |  | 秃顶老翁从右侧探入画面，用手拨开百叶窗向外窥视，暖色光线照在他的侧脸上。 | 4.70 | |
| 7 | 远景 |  | 通过百叶窗缝隙，看到一名穿绿衣的小男孩骑着冒黑烟的迷你摩托车在宁静的住宅区街道上快速驶过。 | 4.23 | |
| 8 | 近景 |  | 秃顶老翁面部特写，眉头紧锁地张口抱怨，背景是卧室的床铺和台灯。 | God damn it. | 5.97 |
| 9 | 多景别 |  长镜头 | 男孩骑冒烟摩托在街道行驶并举起双手；镜头上摇对准烈日，浮现“EGGLAND”文字；转场至绿药片被刀切开。 | You're watching Eggland's very own WEGG News with Jerry Majors and Cheryl Rose. | 21.33 |
| 10 | 中景 |  | 秃顶老翁穿着蓝白格纹衬衫背对镜头在操作台前，台面小屏幕显示WEGG新闻，男主播正在播报。 | This is Eggland's WEGG mid-morning news. Our top story day 27 of the child dirtbike attack on Eggland. | 4.53 |
| 11 | 近景 |  | 屏幕内非裔新闻男主播播报，画面弹出新闻包装和配有男孩骑摩托的照片，标题为EGGLAND TERRORIZED。 | Residents were once again awakened early this morning by the sound of a loud motor... | 3.47 |
| 12 | 中景 |  长镜头 | 秃顶老翁手持餐刀注视新闻屏幕；老妇人坐在后方餐桌用平板电脑。老翁开口抱怨并用刀指指点点，老妇人转头回应。 | ...ridden by an unidentified child. We now go live to Robin Jacobson. That bastard's dirt bike woke me up this morning. I didn't hear a thing. | 11.97 |
| 13 | 中景 |  | 室内柜面上摆放着拼贴家庭照片的相框，前面有彩绘石头、盆栽和浅蓝色花瓶。 | Eggland security forces got a 911 call at 6:00 a.m. about what one resident called... | 3.40 |
| 14 | 近景 |  | 台面上排列着五张老照片框，包括合照、婚纱照等，旁边有盆栽，背景是挂画。 | ...a demon sound coming from the street. Yeah, there's a child riding some kind of loud bicycle out there... | 2.53 |
| 15 | 中景 |  | 老妇人坐在餐桌前，一手拿平板电脑，一手拿画笔在小石块上绘画，表情显得疲惫。 | ...and I need it to burry it. It's giving me a headache. | 2.67 |
| 16 | 全景 |  | 秃顶老翁端着装有面包的盘子走向餐桌，老妇人背对镜头看平板，老翁抱怨着放下盘子。 | Where's the butter? | 2.00 |
| 17 | 中景 |  | 老翁俯身询问，老妇人一边操作平板一边笑着回应他。 | Next time, use your eyes. | 3.87 |
| 18 | 近景 |  | 秃顶老翁戴着极度写实的面具，眉头紧锁地面对镜头，显出委屈或隐忍的表情。 | 2.10 | |
| 19 | 中景 |  | 小屏幕播放着一名自称安保人员的男子的视频，老翁和老妇人坐在后方背景中。 | We're employing all of Eggland's non-lethal weapons to bring the dirt bike child to justice. | 3.03 |
| 20 | 中景 |  | 老妇人面带微笑，双手捧起刚画好的蝴蝶图案鹅卵石向斜上方展示说话。 | This might be the most beautiful painted rock in all of North America. | 2.57 |
| 21 | 中景 |  | 秃顶老翁拿着餐刀，看着盘中涂着黄油的圆饼，委屈地抬头抱怨没有牛奶。 | We're out of milk. | 5.13 |
| 22 | 中景 |  | 食物主观视角：镜头极速推进切开的面包，黄油和奶酱质地充满画面。 | An 18-year-old Eggland police officer who died tragically of natural causes while sitting in his squad car during his lunch break will be memorialized by local officials. | 5.10 |
| 23 | 中景 |  | 镜头从食物推入秃顶老翁口中，展现黄油破碎拉丝，拉远后他继续咀嚼，背景走过一名长发男子。 | Authorities at the General Stanley McChrystal International Airport have announced they will place his skull on display. The skull was cleaned and bleached by... | 6.17 |
| 24 | 大特写 |  长镜头 | 长发四眼男子进入画面，微笑着走向老妇人打招呼，老妇人和老翁看向他。 | Hey, mom and dad. | 10.90 |
| 25 | 多景别 |  长镜头 | 长发男子张开双手站在长辈前说话，左右近景是老妇人和老翁的背影。 | James, my very tall son. What's new in your young life? | 11.90 |
| 26 | 中景 |  | 长发男子双手插兜轻松谈话，随后兴奋地摆动手臂，老妇人好奇地看着他。 | Oh, not much. I was just in the neighborhood dropping off a Honk Plus client and thought I'd pop in and say hello. | 4.83 |
| 27 | 中景 |  | 老妇人夸赞，秃顶老翁撇嘴讽刺地接话，长发男子笑着回应。 | My hard worker. You're still picking up hitchhikers? Ha-ha. Not quite. Honk Plus is a mobile app on my phone... | 6.43 |
| 28 | 中景 |  | 长发男子继续比划着双手解释自己的工作，面带微笑。 | ...that matches passengers with drivers of vehicles for hire, like myself. It's a win-win. | 5.90 |
| 29 | 中景 |  长镜头 | 老妇人抬头看着他，满脸赞许地笑着说话。 | Getting paid to drive a car. Very smart. | 10.20 |
| 30 | 近景 |  | 老翁侧头疑惑地发问，长发男子挥手辩解。 | So you let strangers in your car. Well, not really. The app calls them honkers. | 5.17 |
| 31 | 中景 |  | 戴着仿真面具的老翁抱怨着，表达对他工作的不满。 | I wish you'd get some kind of job before we pass away. | 2.13 |
| 32 | 中景 |  | 长发男子略显无奈地撇下双手，叹了口气，老妇人转头看他。 | Okay. Well, I just wanted to wish you guys a happy anniversary. | 3.50 |
| 33 | 中景 |  | 老翁依然皱着眉头，斜眼看着长发男子。 | Got you a little something to show my appreciation of your marriage. | 4.20 |
| 34 | 中景 |  | 老妇人听到纪念日后微微仰起头，惊讶地开口。 | Anniversary? | 7.87 |
| 35 | 中景 |  | 长发男子从包里拿出两瓶水放在桌上，老妇人看着他，老翁在旁探头。 | What the hell are you talking about? Our anniversary is Friday. TGIF, Dad, because today is Friday. LOL. | 1.40 |
| 36 | 中景 |  | 老翁不耐烦地大声驳斥，老妇人在旁疑惑地看着。 | God damn it, today is Wednesday, not Friday. | 1.47 |
| 37 | 中景 |  | 老妇人转头对老翁说话，试图平息争论。 | Maybe he's right. James has always been so good at reading calendars. | 2.83 |
| 38 | 中景 |  | 老翁面具呈现愤怒夸张的表情，张大嘴巴大声说话。 | He's divorced. What does he know? | 1.63 |
| 39 | 中景 |  | 长发男子指着自己手腕上的手表，努力证明时间。 | I'm serious, Dad. It says on my SAT smart watch that it's Friday. | 3.43 |
| 40 | 中景 |  | 长发男子的手腕伸向老翁，展示戴着的黑底刻字手表，老翁不屑一顾。 | Oh, that Chinese piece of crap is wrong. | 3.87 |
| 41 | 近景 |  | 老翁满脸怒容地指责长发男子，老妇人转头看老翁。 | And you're spending your money on that when you owe me $15,000 on that crushed sandwich truck idea? | 3.70 |
| 42 | 中景 |  | 老妇人微笑着开口，向老翁解释卡车的事情。 | It's called a Panini, Robert. And it wasn't his fault the cartel set his truck on fire. | 1.47 |
| 43 | 近景 |  | 长发男子将手腕伸向老翁，再次强调整点。 | Father, look. | 2.80 |
| 44 | 近景 |  | 老妇人坐在椅子上看着两人，有些迷茫地打圆场。 | I guess we lost track of what day it is. When you're retired, one day just flows into another, I guess. | 3.37 |
| 45 | 中景 |  | 长发男子收回手腕，向两人摆手道别，老妇人微笑着。 | No worries. Happy Anniversary, Robert. | 2.70 |
| 46 | 近景 |  长镜头 | 老翁面无表情地回应了一句。 | You too. | 10.87 |
| 47 | 中景 |  | 老妇人拿起手机状遥控器开始通话，长发男子转身离开。 | Hello? Hello? Oh, good lord, it's that robot. Stop. I want to talk to a human. | 6.80 |
| 48 | 中景 |  | 老翁起身大喊，准备外出，老妇人在后方继续拿着遥控器说话。 | I can't get there today, I will pick it up tomorrow. Can you put on your human manager? | 2.63 |
| 49 | 大特写 |  | 长发男子笑着竖起双拇指退场，老妇人对着遥控器继续抱怨。 | I'm going golfing. Have a good game, dad. Human! Cheers! Stop. Put a human on the phone. | 1.83 |
| 50 | 近景 |  | 三维模拟高尔夫球场上，几名老者在挥杆，球车停在一旁。 | 2.10 | |
| 51 | 中景 |  | 高尔夫球场上有救护车，急救人员在处理倒地的红衣人，前景老翁挥杆。 | 7.03 | |
| 52 | 中景 |  | 花衬衫老头对着镜头得意地比划着双手说话。 | I just grab a handful of peanuts, and that holds me over till dinner. Now I always got a bag of peanuts on me. Pretty soon, you're gonna have to start calling me Raymond the Elephant. | 2.53 |
| 53 | 中景 |  | 花衬衫老头向秃顶老翁炫耀，老翁低头看他的手。 | Yeah. Oh, all this food talk's got me craving some protein. | 3.90 |
| 54 | 中景 |  | 花衬衫老头从塑料盒里拿出一片粉色火腿肉，老翁在旁看着。 | I don't care what anyone says. Ham is better than vegetable. | 2.77 |
| 55 | 中景 |  | 花衬衫老头将火腿肉放进嘴里吞下。 | 9.67 | |
| 56 | 中景 |  | 花衬衫老头和秃顶老翁相对，老翁捏起一片火腿放进嘴里，两人神情忧虑。迷彩帽老头从车上走来。 | Sorry I'm late, fellas. I hit a child at the steak and shake. | 1.60 |
| 57 | 中景 |  | 迷彩帽老头摇晃着身子走到两人身边说话。 | You can eat the malt at steak and shake on Atkins because it's just dairy. | 4.13 |
| 58 | 全景 |  | 花衬衫老头举着手无奈地笑笑，接着转头向迷彩帽老头搭话。 | Want some ham, Marty? | 5.73 |
| 59 | 远景 |  | 迷彩帽老头戴着墨镜严肃地走到两人身前讲述着什么。 | You know who loved ham? Donny Siki. He was a food logistics officer at Fort Benning. 6'6, 340 lbs. Big, heavy hands. Donny would eat ham off the bone like it was a turkey leg. | 1.87 |
| 60 | 全景 |  | 迷彩帽老头继续讲着故事，花衬衫老头和老翁认真倾听。 | Any rate, he got crushed by a shipping container in a war game in '94. He was a real hero. | 2.87 |
| 61 | 中景 |  | 花衬衫老头兴奋地插话，夸张地比划着，老翁也转过头来。 | Oh, you guys know my son's a hero now? Yeah, he lost 70 pounds drinking shakes. | 5.47 |
| 62 | 中景 |  长镜头 | 老翁眉头微皱，显得有些困惑或心不在焉。 | He got a metal from NutriSystem. | 11.03 |
| 63 | 中景 |  | 花衬衫老头拿出青色打火机状物品准备展示。 | Show Sun photo. | 5.47 |
| 64 | 特写 |  | 手机屏幕显示搜索“Show Sun Photo”的加载界面，随后滑出太阳图标列表。 | 1.63 | |
| 65 | 近景 |  | 花衬衫老头看着手机屏幕，迷彩帽老头在一旁静静看着。 | Enough screeching, let's golf. | 1.80 |
| 66 | 特写 |  | 三个老头在高尔夫球场上跟着节奏扭动身躯，花衬衫老头拿着球杆跳舞。 | Me, me, me, me, me, me. | 1.43 |
| 67 | 全景 |  | 迷彩帽老头和秃顶老翁站在球车旁看花衬衫老头打高尔夫，老翁忽然抱怨起来。 | That criminal dirt bike boy. Why can't children behave more like Charlie Brown? Shit, that's right. | 6.03 |
| 68 | 中景 |  | 老翁低着头有些烦躁，迷彩帽老头回应他。 | I got to get Elizabeth an anniversary gift. Just get her a hundred dollars in singles and put it in a shoe box. | 1.77 |
| 69 | 近景 |  | 花衬衫老头挥完杆后转头朝镜头微笑并摆手说话。 | The widower's joy, my good friends. I never have to worry about remembering an anniversary. | 4.33 |
| 70 | 全景 |  | 秃顶老翁和迷彩帽老头随着节奏轻微晃动，老翁嘀咕着买礼物的事。 | I know she likes rocks. Females love gold. | 1.43 |
| 71 | 近景 |  长镜头 | 花衬衫老头撑着高尔夫球杆大笑，另外两个老头在旁观看，镜头随后上摇。 | I gotta get her something. Four weeks Tuesday, it will be eight years since Diane died from that brain aneurysm. She was watching The World is Not Enough starring James Bond. | 22.83 |
| 72 | 中景 |  | 红裙女子在挂满各色样衣的服装店金属衣架间穿行。 | A blood vessel just popped in her head. Peaches! I forgot to tee up a ball! You kidding me? Where the hell is my brain? | 1.97 |
| 73 | 中景 |  | 老妇人在摆满衣架的商场内穿行，背景有巨幅海报。 | 3.63 | |
| 74 | 中景 |  | 戴墨镜的白发老妇骑着紫色三轮代步车，拿银色手枪指着货架后的老妇人，两人对峙。 | Personally, I like the dirt bike boy. Really? Yes. One less child playing on a computer. | 1.40 |
| 75 | 中景 |  | 骑车老妇举着重型左轮手枪吃力地摆弄，表情紧张。 | One step closer to children riding horses again. | 2.53 |
| 76 | 特写 |  | 老妇人整理着衣架，满脸笑意地接话，似乎觉得对方在开玩笑。 | Oh, now that's a wonderful idea. Thousands of children on horseback on the freeway. You know, I love the sound of horse's hooves. | 2.47 |
| 77 | 近景 |  | 骑车老妇拿着手枪在购物车旁继续跟老妇人闲扯，购物车里放着几桶牛奶。 | Anything is better than my TV running the commercials too loud. Not to mention my big scab hurts and plus I haven't seen my son... | 2.40 |
| 78 | 全景 |  长镜头 | 骑车老妇和推牛奶的老妇人交错而过，背景有其他顾客。 | Hey, is that milk? Yeah. I have a coupon from couponforce.net, but it's for chocolate milk, so I'm not sure. It's an anniversary present for Robert. | 10.40 |
| 79 | 中景 |  长镜头 | 老妇人略带尴尬地微笑，嘴角微动。 | 17.97 | |
| 80 | 全景 |  | 骑车老妇表情严肃地张口，抱怨牛奶价格。 | I could never make love to one person for the rest of my life. | 5.13 |
| 81 | 中景 |  | 老妇人表情略显迷茫和恍惚地盯着斜前方。 | Have you noticed how high milk prices are? There may as well be silver in it. | 9.20 |
| 82 | 中景 |  长镜头 | 多场景扭曲长镜头：骑车老妇在理发店惊慌，转场至老妇人推车在货架间，再转回理发店，空间剧烈扭曲。 | The price on my hair treatment at the salon has gone up too. | 12.43 |
| 83 | 中景 |  | 理发店天花板呈现云雾般色彩，蓝衣女子蹲在店中，空间坍缩为漩涡，老妇人表情惊恐陷入超现实空间。 | It used to be $3.29 a gallon and now it's $3.49. Milk shouldn't be more than $0.75. The hairdresser tried to tell me highlights were not covered by my insurance. | 2.97 |
| 84 | 全景 |  | 长镜头极速转场：货架旋转、人物倒牛奶、阳光游乐场奔跑，最后老妇人表情呆滞地定格在室内。 | That's a lie, but I have no choice but to keep going to that salon. They're the only ones who do my hair right. They make all these politically correct milks now. Kids don't even drink milk anymore. They stopped teaching milk studies in school. | 6.73 |
| 85 | 全景 |  | 骑车老妇用手指向前，在变暗的超市中对老妇人继续讲述。 | My hairdresser says young people are getting their hair cut shorter and shorter. Now schools are just a bunch of bald kids running around. | 2.97 |
| 86 | 全景 |  | 黑屏转场。 | The body needs milk. Blood is made of milk. Now that Mark Cuban has a good haircut. | 2.27 |
| 87 | 全景 |  | 服装店内，一男一女分别在挑选衣服，收银台有顾客和店员在交流。 | 3.93 | |
| 88 | 中景 |  | 秃顶老翁在柜台前与长发年轻男店员交流，店员微笑点头。 | We just have golf products, sir. You sure you don't have rocks for a wife? | 5.63 |
| 89 | 中景 |  长镜头 | 秃顶老翁站在收银台前，神情局促，满脸困惑地看着店员。 | 9.97 | |
| 90 | 全景 |  | 留着卷发的小辫男店员微笑着对侧前方的顾客说话。 | No. We have custom golf tees, but those will take two weeks to order. I'm sorry, sir. | 8.80 |
| 91 | 中景 |  | 老翁对店员撇嘴离去，转过身后满脸凝重，镜头推近至他复杂情绪的特写，背景虚化光斑闪烁。 | God damn fucking anniversary. She has to have a gift. Why can't we just shake hands? I'm tired of this horse shit. | 8.53 |
| 92 | 近景 |  | 度假建筑外的停车场，绿衣男孩骑着冒灰烟的迷你摩托驶过。 | 2.77 | |
| 93 | 中景 |  | 搁在桌面上的红肿双腿逐渐恢复正常肤色，旁边有药水和勺子。 | 3.67 | |
| 94 | 近景 |  | 三个老头围桌聚餐，花衬衫老头痛苦地看着自己的腿，桌上有酒杯。 | Oh, God, we walked too much today. | 4.57 |
| 95 | 多景别 |  长镜头 | 迷彩帽老头摊手发言，其余两人侧耳倾听。 | Eat grass-fed beef, flush the toxins. | 13.90 |
| 96 | 多景别 |  | 花衬衫老头边讲述边做手势，表情凝重。 | Everyone has over 40 pounds of toxins in their colon. | 7.93 |
| 97 | 多景别 |  长镜头 | 秃顶老翁和花衬衫老头对面相坐，撇嘴苦笑，似乎在叹息。 | 16.00 | |
| 98 | 全景 |  | 扎发髻的暗红衬衫男侍者端着食物走来，局促地开口。 | Oh, look alive, everyone. Here comes shit for brains. | 4.77 |
| 99 | 其他 |  | 侍者放下食物离开，迷彩帽老头背对着镜头，另外两人看着食物。 | Why do we always get this same SOB? If he messes up my order, I'm going to knock his ass off. | 4.63 |
| 100 | 全景 |  | 花衬衫老头紧闭双眼，嘴角微扬，似有所思。 | No bun, please. | 3.73 |
| 101 | 近景 |  | 侍者端着汉堡站在桌旁，花衬衫老头抬头看他并交流。 | Hi, gentlemen. I got the buffalo burger, no bun here, side of sausage. | 2.57 |
| 102 | 中景 |  | 侍者放下餐盘，花衬衫老头满意地微笑低头看。 | Hey, that's me. No bun, right here. | 6.83 |
| 103 | 中景 |  | 发髻侍者神情痛苦地向左移动，背后花衬衫老头正准备用餐。 | All right. T-bone steak, three baked potatoes. | 4.90 |
| 104 | 多景别 |  长镜头 | 侍者端食物给迷彩帽老头，老头转头看向他。 | Did you remember to bring my extra soup bowl of gravy? I bet you didn't, did you? | 15.27 |
| 105 | 远景 |  | 俯拍牛排、土豆和浓汤的餐盘，迷彩帽老头的双手准备用餐。 | No, sir, I remembered. There you are. | 3.93 |
| 106 | 特写 |  | 侍者端着三明治走向秃顶老翁，老翁看着他。 | And last but not least, I got the roast beef bacon club with a side of our house sweet potato clots. | 5.37 |
| 107 | 中景 |  | 侍者收走托盘，老头们围着食物，准备享用。 | Okay, there you go. All right, enjoy your meal. | 3.23 |
| 108 | 中景 |  | 秃顶老翁左手握瓶，往帕尼尼三明治上挤大滩红色番茄酱。 | 3.27 | |
| 109 | 中景 |  | 秃顶老翁低头看番茄酱瓶，随后抬头疑惑地看向对面交谈。 | This weekend, me and my son-in-law are going to a private, fenced-in hunting ground. | 4.30 |
| 110 | 近景 |  | 秃顶老翁向金发女性张开双臂，红衣男子放下点蜡烛的蛋糕，旁边有个铁肺。 | That's to hunt from a helicopter with 50-caliber machine guns. | 1.43 |
| 111 | 中景 |  | 秃顶老翁愁容满面地握着番茄酱瓶坐在餐厅。 | It's gonna be awesome. What are you guys hunting? | 2.50 |
| 112 | 中景 |  | 俯拍视角：老翁用炸薯丸蘸取番茄酱拉出红丝。 | Horses, goats, ferrets, chickens, caribou. | 4.73 |
| 113 | 中景 |  | 老翁往汉堡上挤酱后查看瓶子，两侧各坐着戴面具的同伴。 | God damn it. Waiter! | 2.03 |
| 114 | 中景 |  | 俯拍老翁往盘里挤压番茄酱的背影。 | What's the problem, sir? | 3.40 |
| 115 | 中景 |  | 老翁面露难色，用力摇晃并挤压番茄酱瓶，满脸愤怒。 | I'll tell you what the problem is. | 3.17 |
| 116 | 中景 |  | 老翁手中的红瓶掉落地毯，背景有其他老人在餐厅活动。 | You lousy bastards switched the ketchup from Heinz to this cheap, watery Hunt's shit. | 1.93 |
| 117 | 中景 |  | 秃顶老翁大声争吵，扎发髻的红衣男侍者低头看着他，旁有同伴。 | Yeah, I'm not aware of. I can't eat Hunt's. I'll get a fucking cold sore. | 6.03 |
| 118 | 特写 |  | 俯视餐盘，老翁的手在上方指指点点却未碰食物。 | Gentlemen, is there a problem? | 3.57 |
| 119 | 近景 |  | 秃顶老翁激动地朝男侍者争辩，侍者站立回应。 | This little piece of shit tried to poison me with Hunt's on my anniversary. He hates me. | 6.90 |
| 120 | 近景 |  | 三位老者围坐圆桌，老翁向后方的服务人员质问，黑人服务员在一旁。 | And I'm a veteran. | 3.63 |
| 121 | 特写 |  | 男侍者摊手解释，老翁面露纠结地看向他。 | Yeah, I wasn't... I didn't... I didn't do... Never coming back... No, no, no, please, please. | 2.57 |
| 122 | 中景 |  | 老翁面具交叉双臂，表情严肃诡异地对着镜头。 | Let me comp your meal, and I'll give you a complimentary Malibu Brownie Mudslide for the table. | 2.37 |
| 123 | 全景 |  | 迷彩帽老头在桌前张口说话，左侧有人物侧影。 | With extra caramel sauce? | 3.70 |
| 124 | 近景 |  | 男侍者比划手势向老人们说话，老翁和花衬衫老头回应。 | Of course. And again, please accept my apologies, sir. | 1.97 |
| 125 | 特写 |  | 花衬衫老头先看食物后仰头大笑，手指向前，服务生在旁。 | Oh, boy. Baby, that's a home run. | 3.70 |
| 126 | 中景 |  | 红衣男侍者的三维角色在石墙背景前说话，神情严肃。 | Never mind. | 5.10 |
| 127 | 特写 |  | 老人们围坐，花衬衫大笑指食物，服务员走开。 | 1.47 | |
| 128 | 中景 |  | 老翁认真与迷彩帽老头交流，老头低头倾听。 | 1.87 | |
| 129 | 全景 |  | 短发老妇推着购物车步入排满贺卡的商店货架区。 | 2.63 | |
| 130 | 中景 |  | 白发老翁在货架旁拿出一张贺卡查看后放回。 | 8.53 | |
| 131 | 近景 |  | 一双手翻开周年贺卡，展现老夫妻卡通画及滑稽马桶图案内页。 | 2.20 | |
| 132 | 近景 |  | 老妇人拿着贺卡闭眼大笑，神情极度愉悦。 | That's it. I think we have a winner. Oh, lord. | 6.43 |
| 133 | 中景 |  | 戴墨镜的骑车老奶奶从侧边夺过一张贺卡放在身前看。 | Let me see. | 1.97 |
| 134 | 中景 |  | 虚焦镜头，双手举着卡通卡片，背景彩色斑斓。 | 5.93 | |
| 135 | 近景 |  | 骑车黏土老奶奶一手拿贺卡一手举长管枪，张嘴喊叫。 | Ha, that's cute. These cards are better than 90% of that crap on TV. | 1.33 |
| 136 | 中景 |  | 中年女性接过老妇人递来的贺卡，看后满脸困惑惊讶并说话，前景有枪指着她。 | Oh, yeah. And what about the car commercials just shoving those non-traditional families down your throat? My email said there's gonna be a baby shortage by 2025. | 1.63 |
| 137 | 中景 |  | 骑车黏土老奶奶驾驶紫色踏板车，神情紧张专注地微张着嘴。 | The baby shortage is Operation Clean Slate by the Chinese CIA. | 3.00 |
| 138 | 中景 |  | 老妇人站在贺卡货架前，眼神飘忽，嘴角微动沉思。 | Well, I think war with China is inevitable. I'm just so glad that James won't be eligible to fight because he's a former small business owner. | 8.87 |
| 139 | 近景 |  | 中年蓝衣女性看着手中的贺卡，骑车老奶奶在后方微笑。 | I'm glad I'm almost dead. | 2.80 |
| 140 | 中景 |  | 三个老人在室外碰头，花衬衫老头仰头喝黄色饮料。 | 5.33 | |
| 141 | 近景 |  | 红衣发髻男靠墙抽着电子烟，吐出浓烟向下凝视手机。 | Sip 54. | 1.87 |
| 142 | 中景 |  | 迷彩帽老头伸手指向右侧红衣发髻男的背影。 | I only allow myself 100 sips of soda a day. If I go one over, my big toe will pop off my foot. | 4.13 |
| 143 | 全景 |  | 红衣发髻男靠墙拿手机和电子烟，不满地侧头看向斜前方。 | Hey, look, asswipe. | 3.20 |
| 144 | 特写 |  | 迷彩帽老头紧握双拳大步走去，其余两名老人在后方。 | Next time you disrespect us like that, I'm going to drop a cannonball on your foot. | 6.20 |
| 145 | 中景 |  | 建筑物外，一名戴帽老人走向同伴，有人仰头喝饮料。 | What? I'm going to knock your ass off. All right. Jesus. | 5.43 |
| 146 | 中景 |  | 花衬衫老头拿着饮料仰头大笑，其余两名老人在旁冷眼旁观。 | Oh, chicken feathers. | 2.47 |
| 147 | 特写 |  | 花衬衫老头仰头大笑，老翁侧头疑惑，迷彩帽老头面无表情。 | Oh, if I take too many sips in a row, I get chest pains. | 2.17 |
| 148 | 中景 |  | 花衬衫老头低头看黄色饮料并举手观察，另外两名老人在远处注视。 | Yes, it's the carbonation. | 5.80 |
| 149 | 中景 |  长镜头 | 特写：左手拿着一瓶装有深色胶囊的半透明药瓶转动。 | 12.40 | |
| 150 | 中景 |  | 老翁面色凝重，右侧叠现中年女性打电话焦急倾诉的回忆画面。 | I can't get there today, I will pick it up tomorrow. Can you put on your human manager? Human! Stop. Put a human on the phone. | 4.70 |
| 151 | 中景 |  | 花衬衫老头仰头饮用褐色液体后，挤眉弄眼露出搞怪表情，手里捏着白盖。 | Sip 56. The pill will counteract the pain from the soda. | 8.83 |
| 152 | 中景 |  | 花衬衫老头拿着饮料夸张地比划跳舞，迷彩帽老头和老翁困惑地看着他。 | Yeah. She wants pills. | 2.43 |
| 153 | 全景 |  长镜头 | 超市收银台，老妇推着空购物车走过黄色关闭提示牌离去。 | 14.03 | |
| 154 | 中景 |  | 老妇人推着装满牛奶的购物车与一名胖黑人女职员相遇，背景有巨幅广告墙。 | Oh, excuse me. What happened to all the checkout lines? | 3.97 |
| 155 | 全景 |  | 黑人女职员微笑着注视侧方交流。 | They're closed, ma'am. | 3.77 |
| 156 | 中景 |  | 老妇人推车与黑人女职员倾诉，职员微笑倾听。 | Oh, well, I wanted to talk to a cashier. It's my anniversary. Sorry, but you'll have to use a self-checkout register. | 2.03 |
| 157 | 中景 |  | 老年男子站在超市自助收银机前操作，旁有黄色告示牌。 | 1.50 | |
| 158 | 远景 |  | 老妇人推着购物篮向黑人女职员比划手势倾诉，女职员安静倾听。 | Okay, technology. | 3.33 |
| 159 | 全景 |  | 白发男子在自助机前厌恶地皱眉晃动小杯子。 | You know, this reminds me of when I was about your age and these countertop bread makers had just reached the market. | 2.73 |
| 160 | 中景 |  | 短发白人女性低头看商品，黑人店员微笑经过。 | Excuse me, it won't scan my Sunday cups. Excuse me, ma'am. | 4.73 |
| 161 | 中景 |  | CG女性推购物篮车慢行，面露困惑，背景为巨幅医药食品海报。 | Okay. Right. Guess I'll just give this a go. | 4.67 |
| 162 | 特写 |  | 一名背对镜头的女性伸手操作浅褐色自助结账机。 | 2.03 | |
| 163 | 近景 |  长镜头 | 青衣女性弯腰从购物车拿出一大桶牛奶起身。 | All right, I'm going to try my best. | 10.43 |
| 164 | 中景 |  | 自助结账机屏幕近景，显示beboo界面提示扫描商品。 | Please scan your first item. | 5.87 |
| 165 | 中景 |  | 老妇人提着大桶牛奶在结账机前准备扫描，显得困惑吃力。 | Okay. Okay. | 5.70 |
| 166 | 全景 |  | 人偶拿着白瓶在自助机前准备扫描，机器提示音响起。 | Please scan your first item. | 5.43 |
| 167 | 全景 |  | 蓝衣短发女性面露困扰与不解，微微低头。 | This is so much easier than talking to a cashier. | 3.93 |
| 168 | 中景 |  | 蓝衣女性拿大桶牛奶准备扫描，动作迟疑后放下。 | Please scan your first item. | 1.17 |
| 169 | 中景 |  | 衰老的短发女性广角仰拍特写，抬头目光呆滞恍惚地靠近镜头。 | Excuse me, I already did. This is ridiculous. | 8.07 |
| 170 | 全景 |  | 顾客推购物篮经过自助结账机的侧影。 | I really just want to talk to somebody about the royal family. | 2.03 |
| 171 | 中景 |  | 浅衣人偶拿奶桶张大嘴挥手，然后看斜上方并放下手。 | Please scan your first item. Please. I want to chit-chat. I want to chat about what it would be like to have a Thanksgiving... | 8.27 |
| 172 | 中景 |  | 粘土短发女性转头张嘴，眼神游离，光影色彩丰富。 | ...at Buckingham Palace, which, by the way, I think would be very nice... | 2.70 |
| 173 | 中景 |  | 仰拍短发老妇人惊愕微张嘴，背景呈蓝色虚化。 | ...if there was a USA royal family. Also, I have a coupon for the milk. | 2.53 |
| 174 | 中景 |  | 蓝衣短发女性抱奶桶惊愕退后，女店员从后方入画。 | Is everything okay, ma'am? This thing hates me. | 4.70 |
| 175 | 中景 |  | 老妇人抱奶桶在结账机前退却，女店员在旁查看。 | What is happening to this world? Nothing makes sense. You know, nobody eats dinner as a family anymore. | 2.50 |
| 176 | 中景 |  | 老妇人拿牛奶跟女店员交流，背景闪亮广告牌。 | 2.93 | |
| 177 | 近景 |  | 非裔女职员面带微笑直视前方。 | I'm very sorry, ma'am. | 1.63 |
| 178 | 中景 |  | 短发老妇人皮肤起皱，双眼游离，面向镜头茫然讲话。 | Just entering my employee code. | 4.27 |
| 179 | 近景 |  | 女店员探头协助结算后站直显出无奈，旁边站着老妇顾客。 | Stand back. | 2.70 |
| 180 | 中景 |  | 定格动画：老妇人举起巨大左轮手枪对正前方，背景是超市收银区。 | 3.63 | |
| 181 | 中景 |  | 女店员操作柜台时，右侧自助机忽然爆炸冒出灰烟，众人惊吓。 | 4.87 | |
| 182 | 近景 |  | 老妇人骑代步车持枪指向女员工，员工和旁边的矮胖男子面露惊恐退后。 | Jesus Christ, you can't do that. Check the law, babe. I just put this machine under citizens execution. Elizabeth, take the milk home. | 5.30 |
| 183 | 近景 |  | 骑车老妇人举枪颠簸前行，处于商店户外区，背景有油机和棕榈树。 | 1.77 | |
| 184 | 中景 |  | 镜头拉远展示满是人群的超市，女性抱满桶牛奶退离，老妇人乘轮椅穿行，后排有人欢呼。 | 5.13 | |
| 185 | 近景 |  | 热带风格外景，白车驶向红砖药店窗口，旁边停着高尔夫球车，背景有巨大棕榈树。 | 1.43 | |
| 186 | 特写 |  | 蓝发白衣男店员隔着柜台神情严肃地对虚化的老翁说话。 | Hello, sir. How can I help you today? Give me Elizabeth's pills. All right, sir. I'm just gonna need the last name. | 3.33 |
| 187 | 中景 |  | 格纹上衣老翁握方向盘坐车里，表情紧绷地转头看向斜前方窗外。 | My wife's pills. | 5.07 |
| 188 | 中景 |  | 镜头飞速推进入老妇人的口中，穿过食道抵达红色微观细胞组织。 | Hey, mom and dad, good news. Just wanted to call and let you know I'm steps closer to repaying the $15k loan soon. I have a new line of funding for my Southwestern Photo Art magazine. Woo-hoo. My girlfriend's father is gonna give me an angel investment of $250. All I have to do is clear some brush from the back country on his ranch and you will be paid in no time. Anyway, love you. | 1.20 |
| 189 | 中景 |  | 鱼眼镜头空间扭曲，拉近后定格于客厅墙上播放战术探测器广告的电视。 | All the trips you can find in loose soil. | 2.20 |
| 190 | 中景 |  | 镜头拉远，老妇人拿碗不悦进食，老大爷闭目休息，两人坐在现代居家的按摩椅上。 | Our top story tonight, the dirt bike boy has finally been captured. 11-year-old Nathan Ash Tank is in custody after a violent clash with Eggland security forces. | 1.07 |
| 191 | 近景 |  | 两人背影坐在按摩椅上看电视，男主播在WEGG播报新闻。 | Local resident Marjorie Elliott spotted the illegal child on Blueberry Road. Mrs. Elliott will be given the Eggland Medal of Security and the ceremony will be held tomorrow at the John Heritage Pavilion. | 3.43 |
| 192 | 近景 |  | 电视播报业余录像：战术服人员网住摔倒的男孩并走向他。 | There will be free white bread rolls and hot cider with 1500 national security guards assembling. | 4.97 |
| 193 | 多景别 |  | 老妇人和老翁靠坐在按摩椅上，老妇人面露痛苦或用力闭眼。 | Happy Anniversary, honey. | 3.03 |
| 194 | 全景 |  | 电视竖屏画面重播男孩被网罩住的定格。 | You remembered. | 2.53 |
| 195 | 中景 |  | 老妇人坐在椅上向右侧闭目老翁递过白色购物纸袋。 | 3.57 | |
| 196 | 中景 |  | 老妇人翻看卡通图案粉色贺卡后放下，老翁闭目晃悠。 | Happy anniversary, sweetheart. Oh. Milk. Yeah. | 3.50 |
| 197 | 多景别 |  | 老妇人将卡通贺卡放在腿上，抱起一桶牛奶递给戴面具的老翁。 | 9.07 | |
| 198 | 远景 |  | 高度写实老翁人偶微笑着闭眼斜靠皮椅。 | 3.47 | |
| 199 | 近景 |  | 俯视视角，老妇人双手翻开印有幽默插图的周年贺卡。 | 6.97 | |
| 200 | 中景 |  | 第一人称双手展开贺卡，显示左侧手写文字和右侧漫画。 | 2.60 | |
| 201 | 多景别 |  长镜头 | 戴面具老翁紧闭眼面露悲苦地拿贺卡抱奶桶坐在皮椅上。 | I love you. I love you, too. 47 years. | 27.73 |
| 202 | 多景别 |  | 满脸皱纹老妇人慈祥微笑，戴水滴耳坠斜靠皮椅靠背。 | The boy has been sentenced to six months at the Paul Bremer child camp and will have his dirt bike incinerated. | 5.23 |
| 203 | 多景别 |  | 秃顶老翁假面闭眼微笑，平静惬意地斜躺在棕色皮椅上。 | 5.77 | |
| 204 | 全景 |  | 两名老人闭眼深情亲吻后，老妇人笑着靠回椅背。 | A new study shows that heated fridge door handles can increase your life expectancy 6 months. | 2.77 |
| 205 | 中景 |  | 模糊的两人背影坐在椅上观看电视黑人主播播报。 | 5.80 | |
| 206 | 中景 |  | 老妇人和老翁并排躺在深棕色按摩椅上闭眼享受放松。 | 3.47 | |
| 207 | 近景 |  | 航拍暗夜中的度假村高尔夫水道与棕榈树，演职员名单不断交替浮现。 | 3.13 | |
| 208 | 中景 |  | irony point品牌标志动态展现，黑色墨迹从中心扩展并黑白反转。 | 6.37 | |
| 209 | 近景 |  | 金色反光金属质感的笑脸计算机3D模型旋转。 | 8.30 | |
| 210 | 中景 |  | 静止展示浅灰色背景上的深灰建筑简笔画Williams Street标识。 | 5.40 | |
| 211 | 近景 |  | 画面全黑，用于过渡或结尾。 | 3.17 | |
| 212 | 特写 |  | 俯拍视角下，一位穿着浅蓝色蕾丝边衣服的老年女性坐在黑色皮质扶手椅上，她双手拿着一张打开的贺卡，背景是木质地板。贺卡内部左侧有手写文字，右侧是幽默的卡通插图，插图描绘了一个男子站在厕所门外，女子在里面。随着女子的动作，贺卡的左侧页完全展开露出完整内容。 | 2.17 | |
| 213 | 特写 |  | 俯视第一人称视角，一名穿着格子衬衫的人坐在按摩椅或带有杯托的椅子上，双手正拿着一张折叠贺卡。贺卡右侧印有幽默漫画，左侧是手写的寄语。随着双手动作，贺卡被完全展开，露出左侧的手写文字。背景可以看到木质地板、其他人的双脚及椅子边缘。 | 2.80 | |
| 214 | 近景 |  | 一个戴着老年男性面具、身穿格纹衬衫的人坐在棕色皮质扶手椅上。其双眼紧闭，面部呈现出一种类似哭泣或痛苦的扭曲表情。此人双手拿着一张贺卡并在阅读，怀里还抱着一桶大瓶装的牛奶。背景处于室内居家环境，可见模糊的桌椅。 | 2.60 | |
| 215 | 特写 |  | 一名皮肤布满皱纹的老年女性靠在深棕色皮质座椅靠背上。她留着棕色短发，戴着水滴形黄色耳坠，颈部系着一根细绳。她面带慈详、释然的微笑，眼神深邃，头部轻微晃动后又靠回原位。背景虚化，可见窗户结构和模糊的室外光影。 | 4.30 | |
| 216 | 近景 |  | 画面中心为一个秃顶、穿着细格子衬衫的老年男子形象（疑似为具有高度仿真感的假面或特效妆造），他闭着眼睛斜躺在棕色的皮椅上。老人的面部皱纹清晰，神情平静中带着一丝微微的笑意或惬意感，背景为模糊的室内居家环境，可见水龙头等设施，光线柔和。 | 7.57 | |
| 217 | 近景 |  | 室内背景中，一对老年男女面部布满皱纹。女性老人侧对镜头，男性老人从画面右侧探头靠近。两人先是闭眼对视，随后轻轻亲吻，最后女性老人笑着将头靠回椅背，男性老人也露出微笑。背景可见餐厅家具和浅蓝色地毯。 | 8.53 | |
| 218 | 中景 |  | 在一个现代简约风格的室内，两个人的模糊背影位于画面下方两侧，他们正坐在皮质椅子上观看墙上的电视。电视屏幕中显示一名黑人男主播，穿着西装扎着领带，背景是模糊的自然景观。电视下方有新闻条，左侧显示WEGG NEWS，中间是姓名，右侧是WEGG标志。电视周围有嵌入式的白色博古架，上面摆放着蓝色、棕色的装饰品。 | 6.30 | |
| 219 | 全景 |  | 在光线较暗的室内环境里，并排摆放着两张深棕色按摩椅。一位老妇人和一位秃顶老翁分别躺在两张椅子上，闭着眼睛露出放松且略带享受的表情。老妇人身上放着一张写有字母的卡片，老翁穿着格子衬衫和短裤。背景隐约可见餐桌椅和窗户，整体氛围宁静。 | 5.70 | |
| 220 | 航拍 |  长镜头 | 镜头在高空俯瞰一个夜晚或极暗光照下的热带度假村或高尔夫球场。画面中可见蜿蜒的水道、白色的池岸边缘、沙坑以及大量散布的棕榈树。光线非常微弱，仅有极少量的环境光勾勒出地形轮廓。随着镜头推进，画面中央不断交替出现多组米黄色字体的演职员名单和版权声明信息，背景中的地表细节在暗色中移动。 | 23.20 | |
| 221 | 其他 |  | 纯文字与背景动态变化，白色背景中心出现深色墨水浸染效果并迅速向四周扩散，直至占满全屏。文字位于中心位置，随背景颜色的反转由黑色变为白色。文字中的字母r被巧妙设计为包含一个问号的变体。 | 2.10 | |
| 222 | 中景 |  快速剪辑 | 画面中心为一个金色的、具有金属质感的3D拟人化计算机Logo。该Logo拥有眼睛、微笑的嘴巴和张开的双臂。Logo下方环绕着金色的3D立体文字。主体在黑色背景中从侧面旋转至正面，呈现出反光质感。 | 1.67 | |
| 223 | 其他 |  | 浅灰色背景中心展示一个深灰色简笔画建筑Logo及其下方的品牌名称，画面呈现静止状态。 | 3.00 | |
| 224 | 其他 |  | 画面为纯黑色背景，没有任何可见的主体、环境或物体，呈现出全黑或转场黑帧的状态。 | 0.90 |